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Joke of the Day

"Hate it when pharmacy girls ask if I've ""Used this product before?"" Darling I've applied, swallowed & inserted every item ever sold here."

"How does every black guy joke start? By looking over your shoulder!"

"Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? A picnic table can support a family of four"

"BRAIN: it's 4am u up? ME: leave me alone B: who was our grade 5 teacher? M: stop B: why's our eye itchy? M: I'm ignoring u B: engage bladder"

"I just found out cock fighting is done with roosters and now it feels like this 6 months of training has been wasted."

"COP: do you know why I pulled you over? COP'S WIFE: *now next to him on the couch* Because you're scared of the movie COP: Yes it's too real"

"What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee? Don't worry, you'll fit right in."

"Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was too tired."

"My son got sent home from school today for chewing gum in class. I had to phone the teacher and explain to her that he's only trying to give up smoking."

"all your favs are going to a special cause tonight it's called ""my low self esteem"""