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Joke of the Day

"An accident... It's an accident waiting to happen when your country has an obesity epidemic... And a skinny jeans fad at the same time."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You would think R, but pirates really have a passion of the seas."

"Why do people hate cliffhangers? Because the suspense is killing them."

"Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood."

"Why was the centipede late ? Because he was playing ""This little Piggy"" with his baby brother !"

"Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games? All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America."

"I just violated myself in the shower. I didn't want to but rules are rules and I did drop the soap after all."

"What is Helen Kellers favorite color? Corduroy."

"How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World? Gatorade"

"What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...? . . . . UCLA."