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Joke of the Day
"Why did Adele cross the road To say hello from the other side"
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"Sodomy has been goin on at the farm The pig squelled"
"Do you, Charles Manson, take this woman who is clearly more insane than you to be your lawful wedded wife?"
"Apple vs Windows If apple made a car would it have windows?"
"Plane crashed in graveyard Police recovered 2000 bodies."
"What does Batman do for Father's Day? Nothing"
"What's the NSDAP's favourite kind of Jew? I dunno, ashkenazi!"
"A programmer gets upset when he hears women shouldn't be objectified... He demands, ""Are you suggesting women are primitives?"""
"People always say to do exercise, I do Breathing... Could I be more WORKING!"
"How can you open a banana? With a monkey!"