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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Asian kid who had that one night stand? He had too many books to fit on it"
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"I opened the window... And influenza."
"What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."
"What do you call Jewish coffee? Hebrew"
"I saw two blokes having a fight... I shouted, ""My money's on the one with the knife!"" You should have seen how fucking fast they both ran off."
"What's a good name for a cat? Catsper."
"I lost all my Pokemon cards in a house fire I only have Ash now."
"Yesterday I met a pirate that wouldn't stop telling me about his age. Aye matey."
"""Better to be pissed off than pissed on!"" Actually, I prefer a third scenario where I'm not angry or covered in piss."
"TIFU by sending my nudes to everyone in my address book Cost me a fortune in stamps"