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Joke of the Day

"So two condoms walk into a bar.. .. They quickly realize that it is a gay bar. One condom turns to the other and says, ""Dude. We are gonna get shitfaced tonight!"""

"What is Superman's comedy sketch show called? Essen-El"

"My family branded me as a failure, then I invented an invisibility cloak. If only they could see me now..."

"How does a mom in West Virginia know her daughter is on her period? Her son's dick taste weird"

"I am liking the people from Finland They always finish"

"My girlfriend said I treat her like a little girl. So, I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself."

"I asked my wife to tell me something that made me happy and sad at the same time... She said ""Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick.""."

"How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb? Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity."

"On one hand, I'm intrigued by witchcraft. On the other hand, it seems like it involves a lot of chopping and cooking."

"Having a crush on someone is like solving a math problem. If you know you can't get it, all you can do is just stare at it."