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Joke of the Day

"How does a mom in West Virginia know her daughter is on her period? Her son's dick taste weird"

"Friend celebrated her birthday today by falling off an elephant in Thailand, if you thought I'm the weird one in my circle."

"Cologne companies have no clue what really attracts women. If they did, every bottle would smell like doughnuts."

"How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. They never get to keep the house. Edit: Thanks for all the awesome comments. I can't keep up!"

"If you don't have a dog whistle, you can use two teenage girls who have not seen each other in forever."

"I'm really not a fast driver I just don't like having anyone in front of me... Officer"

"How do you make an archaeologist blush? [repost for spelling] You hand him a dirty tampon and ask him what period it's from!"

"What do you have when lounge chairs multiply? - Baby Sitters. Two chaise... - that's Sofa King Funny!!"

"A deaf guy walks into a bar... A deaf guy walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here."" Deaf guy says, ""I'll have a beer."""

"My girlfriend left me 6 weeks ago because she thinks I'm immature. Now I'm all alone on Christmas day and crying my eyes out because Santa didn't come."