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Joke of the Day

"How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors? They just have a feel for that kind of thing."

"1970s: ""Hey baby"" 1990s: ""Hey babe"" 2014: ""Hey bae"" 2020: ""Hey b"" 2030: ""All hail our glorious squirrel overlords"""

"I got a haircut recently I didn't like it at first, but now it's growing on me."

"My State of the Union I am from Illinois, but I also lived in Arizona for a while."

"My life. Best joke I know!"

"I think Samsung has messed up with my new phone's shipment. I had booked a Galaxy Note ''S7'', not C4."

"I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles lastnight.. My next poop could spell, Disaster."

"What is DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11, because it is another 1."

"Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with? Because they pikachu"

"What did the frog say when he walked into the bar? *Bonjour.*"