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Joke of the Day

"How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors? They just have a feel for that kind of thing."

"Why were the absurdly dressed chickens escorted from the basketball game? Because two flagrant fouls is an automatic ejection."

"If I was a boss anywhere my job interviews would consist of only one question: who do you play as in Mario Kart"

"How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic? Because Americans use imperial unit system."

"We complain when it's hot. We complain when it's cold. We are such c**ts. That's why ET went home and never came back to visit."

"What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers? The Daily Express."

"Oxygen is proven to be a toxic gas. Anyone who inhales oxygen will normally dies within 80 years."

"So, a snake walks into a bar.... And the bartender asks in surprise ""how'd you do that?!"""

"An elephant and a camel are chatting at a party The elephant asks ""Why do you have your tits on your back?"" ""YOU KNOW FOR SOMEONE WHOSE DICK IS IN THEIR FACE THAT'S A REALLY STUPID QUESTION!"""

"What do a tornado and a redneck wedding have in common? Either way you lose a motorhome."