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Joke of the Day

"On one hand, I'm intrigued by witchcraft. On the other hand, it seems like it involves a lot of chopping and cooking."

"Hey Joe, Do you pray before every meal? No Mark, my wife is a good cook."

"After that release you can call me POTATO_OUT_OF_MY_ANUS"

"What do you call the gap between a pair of fake boobs? Silicone Valley. edit: spelling"

"Pregnancy is like a black ops mission They're both expensive to abort."

"Why do Mexicans have no Targets? Because Trump is hiring them all to build a Wall mart."

"I had Taco Bell for lunch AND dinner. So yes. I've given up on life."

"My Father said: do unto others as you would have them do unto you.' So I sent him to a girls boarding school in France."

"Hubby's head seems like it's almost twice the size of mine. We are never having children."

"You ever drive around with an old person who knows where everything didn't used to be?"