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Joke of the Day

"Having a crush on someone is like solving a math problem. If you know you can't get it, all you can do is just stare at it."

"I made a movie about premature ejaculation. But it came out too soon."

"Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it."

"From my 8yo daughter: What do you call a boat made out of corn? A: A tortilla ship!"

"What do you call someone who won't get off your lawn? A grasshole."

"What do you get if you shoot a Mexican golfer? A hole in Juan."

"What type of car did Yoda eat? A BMW i8"

"Man, my 84-year-old neighbor must REALLY like working on his car. He's been under there changing the oil for 3 days."

"I should of studied harder in English."

"Gym memberships are expensive, just tattoo biceps all over your body and eat all the cake you can find."