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Joke of the Day

"My Grandfather Says I should not be so Dependent upon technology... ...Yet he is the one hooked to life support."

"""How do we spell this pasta?"" L ""Ok"" A ""Got it"" S ""Neat"" A ""Diggin it"" G ""What the hell"" N ""Wait"" A ""I have some questions"""

"What makes a glow worm glow ? A light meal !"

"Why get thinner when you can get more dinner?"

"Did you hear that the North American Man/Boy Love Association go a new tech support guy? He's an e-NAMBLA."

"*at Thanksgiving dinner* Me: One of you is eating poison green bean casserole. Everyone: *gasp* Me: Just kidding you all are."

"I bought a new book today called X-ray vision for beginners.' I'm having a look through it now."

"The embarrassing moment when you bring handcuffs to 'gamenight' and she brings Monopoly."

"Despite the cost of living... It still remains so popular."

"This lady cashier asked me if I wanted it ""double bagged""...I said ""No, you're not THAT ugly..."" And that's why I'm not allowed in Target."