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Joke of the Day

"What is something we all lost? The Game"

"Dear Neighbours, ""She's coming"" isn't a great warning to give when I walk by and you stop talking."

"[running from cop] *cop catches me* ""Get on the ground or I'll taze ya"" *pulls jellyfish from pocket* ""Look they were all out of tazers"""

"How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty."

"how do you wake lady gaga up? poke her face"

"Two antennae had a wedding... It was alright, but the reception was amazing."

"Thought of this whilst snacking. If one chick pea kills another chick pea... Is that considered Humuscide?"

"Oh, you wash your clothes each time you wear them? Well la de da, your majesty."

"A wise man once said cheez doodles were better than cheetos, but his opinion was biased."

"What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common? They all had a brave-heart."