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Joke of the Day

"Just got a job opening demanding 13-18 yrs of experience in iOS development. Do they realize that the platform itself is 8 years old?"

"What does Bob Marley put on his toast? Peanut butter and jammin!"

"Life is like a box of chocolates If you're fat it's not going to last long."

"The dumbest joke in the world Q: What's a Christian's least favorite typeface? A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil."

"""What charities do you donate to?"" ""I mostly just leave sunglasses all over the world."""

"Today I opened the door to the supply room and four Chinese dudes jumped out and yelled ""supplies!"""

"I'm currently boycotting any company that sells items I can't afford."

"What were Jesus' final words? ""So long and thanks for all the fish."" Edit: Everyone hates me."

"How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match? Good jab."

"What is 6.9? A good time ruined by a period."