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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Canadians wear tank tops? They don't have the right to bare arms"
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"What did the socialist use before candles? Electricity."
"""Hey Al, I heard you're constipated."" ""No shit."""
"It did feel good. I used the craziest toilet this morning. It was one of those toilets that shoots water up your butt I forget the name. Bidet, it felt amazing."
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott -Melania Trump"
"I've said it before. Wednesday. Where you're too far out to see weekend in any direction."
"Engineers To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, some idiots used a glass that's twice as big than necessary."
"You know you spend way too much time on Twitter when your wife asks what you're doing online and ""porn"" is a better answer."
"A roger you say? My hot Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger. It was only when I'd dropped my pants and got my cock out that I realised she meant someone to rent her spare room."
"What would be the name of a very old rapper? 2 Canes"