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Joke of the Day

"When Chuck Norris goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money."

"How does a butt pirate prevent scurvy. He eats a lot of ""fruits""."

"""What'd you do this weekend?"" I was shooting craps. ""Oh you went to a casino?"" *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah."

"What do you eat when you fly? Plane food or Plain food?"

"I once dated a girl with two noses. She wasn't much to look at but she smelled great."

"How do you know you are at a picnic with gay men? All the hot dogs taste like shit"

"A grenade isin't the only thing i'd catch for you bby. :^)"

"This autographed Bible isn't authentic, unless Je$u$ is actually how he signed his name."

"My Muslim wife left me the other day.... I guess she didn't know what Jihad."

"Did you guys hear they're making a sequel to the hit TV show ""Medium?"" It's called ""Large."""