184093

Joke of the Day

"Pilot makes a sudden sharp turn, comes on speaker ""Just kidding!! Attendants will be by with new underwear. Have a nice flight everybody."""

"Next week on Teen Court Lawyer: objection ur honor! Judge: objection totes denied Lawyer: smdh"

"If I ever become a serial killer I am going to dispose of my victim's bodies by throwing them into a bottomless pit It's a floorless plan."

"Do you think Jesus described his hair color as light blonde or summer wheat?"

"Whiteboards are amazing! They're just so remarkable!"

"My grandmother, 86 years old, just entered medical school. She's a cadaver, and she is living death to the fullest."

"What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle? breaking the seal on a rock."

"If you are what you eat Then that explains why I'm such an asshole"

"I changed my Ipod's name to Titanic Its Syncing"

"A study has shown that 40% of men over 40 suffer erectile dysfunction. Looking at 40% of women over 40, I'm not surprised."