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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? (Say it out) An elephino!"
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"What's it called when you have decided to stop eating cold turkey sandwiches?"
"When I was a kid, my grandfather told me his teeth are like the stars... ...they come out at night."
"What's a mass in your body that is really helpful? A cyst!"
"In American politics, what's important is that you pick one of two equally bad sides and defend it no matter the awful garbage it produces"
"Guy at the park who just put out his cigar and started doing tai chi is my new fitness guru."
"When I went off to college my parents threw a great going away party... ...according to the letter they sent."
"WHY WAS THE BROOM LATE FOR WORK? BECAUSE IT OVERSWEPT."
"How many first-time theater directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, what do you guys think?"
"What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser? Resisting a rest."