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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes passing by a nursing home is the only reminder I need to go buy my kids whatever they want."

"There was a praying mantis in my room so I stealthily grabbed a shoe and smashed my 2nd-story window and jumped out."

"Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve? Because 9, 8, 7...."

"I asked a librarian About some books about Pavlov's dogs and Schroedinger's cat. She said it rings a bell, but doesn't know if it's here or not."

"Telling a racist joke is like getting in a car with an asian driver If they are not really good, there's a very good chance you'll crash and burn."

"Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up? Nutty Marietta!"

"Have you guys ever seen any of my exes? Exactly."

"A group of protesters gather outside a physics lab ""What do we want?"" ""Time travel"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Irrelevant"""

"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass Doctors describe his condition as stable"

"Knock knock! (A joke from my 5 year old sister) Knock knock! Who's there? Boo Boo who? Don't cry it's only a joke! ...I got rekt"