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Joke of the Day

"""Haha"" - me when I don't understand the reference"

"Girl you got the brains of a seal. Wanna get smashed at the club?"

"Whenever I'm feeling stressed I go to the house of mirrors... I find it's a really great place to reflect."

"What is a man's ultimate shame? When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!"

"I don't understand why everyone is getting so worked up about there being more than 2 genders... There's always been 3 anyways: male, female and wheelchair."

"I don't think I could date a deaf person... I couldn't take the silent treatment!"

"I'm scared to open any email with a photo attachment because of all this talk about photobombing."

"I'd love to give the man who invented Incognito mode a cookie. Sadly it was erased."

"What do you call a gay chicken? A cock a dude'll do!"

"At the cinema. ME: Two tickets please! CASHIER: For the Hobbit? ME: How dare you sir, she's my date."