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Joke of the Day
"I simply haven't seen enough solid evidence that suggests not drinking is better than drinking."
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"How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? A dad joke has to reach father for a pun."
"Itis sad when a girl breaks up and changes back to her iI need attentioni Facebook picture."
"If it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, odds are it's a vegan, black bean, veggie burger and my wife is cooking."
"Wife: you're drunk Me: no'm not Wife: I'M JUST A POOR BOY NOBODY LOVES ME Me: HE JURSTA PRO BROY FUMMA FLOOR FLAMLEE Wife: Me: ok lil bit"
"You mean.. people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?"
"Teacher: Does anyone have questions? Me: If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? T: Holy Shit"
"What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up? I've got a bone to pick with you"
"DOCTOR TO PATIENT JOKE Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"
"Having sex is like poker if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."