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Joke of the Day
"What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? ""Are you sure it's mine?"""
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To knock knock on the door, walk into the bar and change the lightbulb."
"Great. My wife is on her exclamation mark."
"Chuck Norris can tell you that he likes Dr. Pepper... with a straight face."
"The two most horrific words on the internet are ""Begin Slideshow."""
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. To be read: *seven ate nine*"
"At the store: Sir, do you have cotton balls? Look, if I had cotton balls my kids would be plush toys!"
"Only 3 more weeks until my Christmas lights change from ""still being up"" to ""being up early""."
"Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?"
"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? Placement of the dirt bag."