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Joke of the Day
"Great. My wife is on her exclamation mark."
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"What colour T-shirt would win a race? Red, because it runs the most."
"So I got my blood test results back... apparently I did good, got an A+"
"A friend of mine suggested I go see a psychic medium. Apparently, I needed an extra large."
"I was going to repost this really condescending joke I read, but... you guys didn't get it last time, and probably wont get it this time either."
"What do owls sing when it is raining ? 'Too wet to woo' !"
"Have you seen the Australian version of Breaking bad? He get's cancer and Medicare covers his costs and the series ends."
"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a computer. My goodness you'd better come to my surgery right away! I can't my power cable won't reach that far."
"Which dinosaur will never be discovered? The Clitaurus"