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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris can tell you that he likes Dr. Pepper... with a straight face."

"What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate? Brown-chichen-Brown-cow"

"probably my biggest regret is not having gone to high school in an 80s movie."

"A black guy applied for a job at the LAPD He got shot down"

"I wish ""friends with benefits"" meant your friends paid all of your bills."

"What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini? You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini."

"Cargo pants are for when you want to wear khakis, but also want to be a backpack."

"Why do so many American kids die in school shootings? They're not allowed to run in the halls. [-Jimmy Carr](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpxmKKtbw7w)"

"How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again."

"Just because it's Friday the 13th, people seem to think that horrible things are going to happen, like another shitty horror movie being released."