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Joke of the Day
"Only 3 more weeks until my Christmas lights change from ""still being up"" to ""being up early""."
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"Are rhetorical questions really necessary?"
"Why are Japanese people so good at judo? You can't ippon a Nippon."
"Record ice and precipitation in the northeast and I'm paranoid that the government is watching me Because I am snowed in."
"I had to stop my blonde sister from eating pickles I got tired of having to pry the damn jar off of her head"
"Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Nobody can."
"""French court stops child from being named Nutella"" They've stopped a silly name before it can spread."
"A couple of Thai girls asked if I wanted to sleep with them. They said it would be like winning the lottery. They were right, we had six matching balls."
"Papa why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?"" ""Because they are drawing-rooms my son."""
"(real news) In Virginia, a man stole a samurai sword from a store by hiding it in his pants. He later denied having the sword, telling police he *was* just glad to see them."