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Joke of the Day

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. To be read: *seven ate nine*"

"If you ever think you're not creative, buy a Bowflex and marvel at the creativity of your excuses not to use it."

"A blind man walks into a bar... and a stool and a table."

"If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child what would he be called? A subordinate claus."

"A man goes into the library and says ""Do you have that book about small penis's?"" Librarian says,"" I don't think it's in yet"". Man,"" Yes, that's the one""."

"I think i just found this ice cream cone's g-spot"

"I just bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day"

"A(n atrocious) Knock-Knock Joke Knock knock! Who's there? Cop car goes ""wee!"" Cop car goes ""Wee!"" who..."

"[rap battle] *drops the mic* *scrambles around trying to pick up the mic* [20min earlier] *other guy covering my mic in butter*"

"Wife: It's like every man on earth has to share one brain Me: [can't think of a good comeback because it's not my turn to use the brain]"