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Joke of the Day

"If any of you ladies want pancakes for breakfast, just come over....you can make them here, because I want some too"

"Last night I dreamt that I wrote 'Lord of the Rings'. I realized I was just Tolkien in my sleep..."

"i just found that children's tylenol is made for children, not out of children, and i feel relieved. but that could just be the tylenol..."

"What should you NOT name your pet chicken? Robin, else he'll be robin the cock"

"Freudian Slips A Linguistic Slip is where you say one thing, but meant another. A Freudian Slip is where you do one thing, but meant your mother."

"I accidentally pushed 2 for Spanish and the operator spoke perfect, fluent English"

"Having a British girlfriend is tough They always leave you."

"""My imaginary friend is better than yours!"" ~ religion."

"Never knew why pajama tops had pockets on them, but I just filled mine up with cookies to bring back to bed and now it makes complete sense."

"Two Muffins are sitting in an oven One Muffin looks at the other and says: ""Boy, it sure is hot in here"" The other muffin turns and screams; ""Holy Crap! A talking Muffin!"""