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Joke of the Day
"How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They only screw playoff games"
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"My Thai girlfriend says a small penis isn't a problem in a loving relationship... I still wish she didn't have one."
"Memory is the second thing we lose as we age I forgot what the first one is"
"What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money? A millionheir."
"A lawyer contracts a cold for two hours. What does he have? A brief case."
"Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ? Pupil: I get up early !"
"Today, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall. As he turned and sneered at me, I thought, ""that's a little condescending."""
"What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia? Question Mart."
"[A bengals fan watching Titanic] I can't wait until the end when Jack and Rose get married"
"I just want to win the Powerball lottery and eat unlimited carbs for the rest of my days."