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Joke of the Day
"I like my women the same way I like my coffee. Made by my mum."
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"My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis... ...and asked what I was doing. Apparently ""heating your dinner"" was not the correct answer."
"""I'm so self-conscious"" ""I'm a very private person"" ""I'm the shyest person I know"" *posts 43 selfies a week* - girls on Instagram"
"I can feel you getting distant from me; my only wish for you is that your destination is oncoming traffic."
"My mate just rang me and said ""what are you doing at the moment?"" I said, ""probably failing my driving test."""
"I was arrested for punching an elderly African-American lady at Home Depot. My wife told me to find a Black N' Decker."
"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milk shakes? Because he uses the finest ingredients."
"Why were deer testicles the most popular product at the meat fair? Because they were under a buck."
"Why do people buy fruit already cut up? There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting."
"I seen twins hugging I told them to get a womb"