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Joke of the Day
"Our parenting style can best be described as: Bad cop, Bozo cop"
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"What are the three worst words to hear while having sex? Honey, I'm home!"
"""Balls!"" cried the queen. ""If I had two I'd be king!"" The king laughed. He had to."
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"A girl said she has seen me in a vegetarian meeting... I told her I have never met herbivore"
"I'm at the doctor's office & they don't know why I have this rash on my balls. Guess I'll wait for the Dr, these other patients are clueless."
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"Why did the blond snort NutraSweet? She thought it was diet coke."