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Joke of the Day
"What are the three worst words to hear while having sex? Honey, I'm home!"
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"Cop: Freeze! Suspect: Try and catch me! *dives into Olive Garden's bottomless pasta bowl* Rookie: We gotta go after him! Cop: No. He's gone."
"Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don't know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?"
"Whoever has my voodoo doll, please scratch between my butt cheeks..I'm in public"
"Donald Trump What a joke!"
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No i-dear What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no i-dear"
"If I got 50 cents for every math exam I failed... I'd have $7.35 now."
"A man asks his wife... Husband: ""Honey, how come you never shout my name when you have an orgasm?"" Wife: ""Because you're never there."""
"Today my boss fondled my genitals! Being self-employed is great."
"If it looks like a duck, Sounds like a cat, And walks like robot, You took too many pain killers."