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Joke of the Day

"I'm at the doctor's office & they don't know why I have this rash on my balls. Guess I'll wait for the Dr, these other patients are clueless."

"A man told little Johnny ""I'll give you a piece of candy if you come in my van?"" Little Johnny replied ""I'll cum on your face for the entire bag!"""

"A fish walks into a bar ..and the bartender asks, ""What can I get ya?"" And in a very raspy voice the fish says, ""WATER"""

"What 3 candies do you find in school? Redhots, DumDums, and smarties."

"I went to the library today I said: do you have any books on suicide? She said: we did, but no one brings them back"

"""I don't know what else to say..."" Me, giving my husband false hope"

"Did you hear about player safety in the super bowl? Both teams suffered from blackouts"

"The pigeons behind my apartment are fighting for claim to half a rain soaked hotdog. Fighting me."

"I had a piece of Carefree sugarless gum ..and I was still worried! It never kicked in!"

"How is it that magic carpets are able to fly? They are powered by turban engines."