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Joke of the Day

"Thanksgiving joke What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving? Twerky! Just kidding... Drugs. She eats drugs. -Adam Zopf @adamzopf"

"""My Friend has got a theory."" ""She reckons that the way to drive a man wild with desire is to nibble on his earlobes for hours on end."" ""I think it's bollocks"" -Jimmy Carr"

"I like my women like I like my third games in a series by Valve... I think they're gonna be great, but they never seem to come."

"What do gay people call each other on? Homophones!"

"No one beats the Jackson 5! Except their father."

"Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy? Because, she was on her pyramid!"

"A dad asks his son... ""What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?"" The son answers, ""Y."" ""Because I want to know!"""

"You don't need a parachute to skydive... You need a parachute to skydive twice."

"What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice? WATAAAAAR"

"The doctor told me I only had 2 years to live so I shot him The judge gave me 30 years."