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Joke of the Day
"You're the shampoo in the eyes of my life."
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"When two organisms mutually benefit, it's called ""symbiosis"" When only one organism benefits, it's called ""parasitism."" When neither benefits, that's called ""marriage."""
"What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants? A dire rhetoric."
"There's an app for everything today except premature ejaculation but I hear that it's coming soon"
"When do clocks die?When their time is up."
"Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics? Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was."
"What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth? :D"
"GF: ""Can I be frank?"" Me: ""Sure, but I'd be more comfortable if you were a woman."""
"My 7 year old told us some nut jokes. What do you call a nut on a wall? A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach? A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet? A peanut!!"
"My favorite palindromes I've come across are tit and boob."