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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the zoo with only one dog? It was a shit zoo"
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"When you say, ""9 out of 10 forest fires are caused by humans,"" all I hear is, ""There's a bear out there who knows how to use matches."""
"These days its all about finding the woman you want to divorce after your kids go to college."
"People in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones... They should use them to build proper houses."
"Why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9/11"
"What do you tell someone who constantly uses the word ""of"" instead of ""have""? Fuck of"
"Life is a lot like a piece of toilet paper. You're either on a roll, or you're taking shit from some asshole."
"Why don't Indians eat baguette? Because there's naan there."
"To silence her critics who hail her as Satan, Hillary is set to launch a new post-apocalyptical video game after winning the election! It's called President Evil."
"Me to Dr: I have no energy lately. Dr: you need to exercise more Me:... Dr:... Me: Let's start this again."