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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell someone who constantly uses the word ""of"" instead of ""have""? Fuck of"
Next Joke
"I ate the whole box of slim fast bars. So excited about how skinny I'll be when I wake up tomorrow."
"What's 14 inches long and makes women scream at night? Crib death."
"Why is the letter ""t"" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect."
"You'll never believe how much this girl paid me to have sex with her...... One vagina."
"How do lesbian couples celebrate their anniversary? By eating out."
"At my school, the cafeteria has ""World Cuisine"" day once a week, in which one foreign nation's traditional cuisine is on the menu. Last week, the country was Ethiopia... ...they served us nothing."
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, YOU RACIST SON OF A BITCH!"
"A Special Eid Joke (From my dad) If you hear the words 'Allah-hu-Akbar' during the Eid prayer from anyone but the Imam (prayer leader), run in the opposite direction"
"What do you get when you have 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? One hundred sowsand bucks"