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Joke of the Day
"Did you know there are more planes in the ocean.. Than submarines in the sky?"
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"Looking for Texas? Drive east or west on Interstate 70 until you smell shit. Then go south till you run into it"
"I had a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle, and it steel wooden whistle. But then I bought a tin whistle, and now I tin whistle!"
"How can you tell that truckers like nuts? They always have pecans! (Read aloud)"
"What do a pizza and this joke have in common? They're both cheesy."
"A man orders soup at a restaurant. The waiter sets his plate down and he sees a fly in the bowl... So he asks the waiter, ""What's this fly doing in my soup?"" The waiter responds, ""The backstroke."""
"I was watching the super bowl And a hockey game broke out."
"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's fingers."
"I imagine if I had a job doing manual labor, I'd be in great shape. Then I do 15 minutes of manual labor and reality comes back into focus."
"Prank Caller- Hello! is your refrigerator running?? Me- No, but the dishwasher is.. Prank Caller- Huh??? Me- Yeah my wife's out on a jog..."