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Joke of the Day
"Did you know there are more planes in the ocean.. Than submarines in the sky?"
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"What do you call a banana with a penis dildonic"
"Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up"
"Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !"
"What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !"
"Gerard Butler is what I imagine Shrek would be like if he transformed back into a human."
"a priest, a jew, and an atheist walk into a bar... they get a few drinks, and walk out."
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 11 years."
"[OC] Are vegetarians allowed to have pudding? If so how can they have pudding if they don't eat their meat?"
"what's the difference between my television and my wife? my friends wait til i'm home to use my television"