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Joke of the Day

"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's fingers."

"As we enter 2015, it's refreshing to see that racism no longer exists in the US. Black people can now be anything they want to be As long as it's the President or shot."

"Why doesn't anyone like jelly donuts? They have fillings too..."

"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection... Judge says, First offender?' She says, No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'"

"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy."

"Donald Trump says US should let China keep seized underwater drone oops wrong sub"

"8 letter word for the somewhat-outdated practice by male prisoners of giving their female co-criminals first pick at the bootleg weapons? Shivalry."

"Why did the wave fail the driving test? It kept crashing on the beach."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you."

"Old joke, now with new offensive punchline. My grandfather died at Auschwitz. He had a heart attack while raping a 12 year old Jewish girl."