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"Looking for Texas? Drive east or west on Interstate 70 until you smell shit. Then go south till you run into it"

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"A photographer and a mechanic have a child After two long days of searching for the perfect name, they name him Cam."
"My girlfriend used Vaseline on a handjob today. I came three times in the shower trying to wash it off."
"Request: dead baby jokes What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang"
"So I studied abroad in college... She never called me back though."
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver!"
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