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Joke of the Day

"Looking for Texas? Drive east or west on Interstate 70 until you smell shit. Then go south till you run into it"

"What do you call a laxative candy on a stick, being eaten by Shirley Temple? The good shit lollipop."

"What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna"

"My boyfriend said it would be nice if once in a while he woke up to breakfast in bed... I put his bed in the kitchen..."

"How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework."

"Boyfriend and Boy friend..... See that little space between the second one? Thats called the friend zone!"

"I heard they're making a revival of a show once Donald Trump is elected I'm going to love watching the new Orange is the New Black."

"The local flasher in my area was going to retire this week but he's changed his mind and is going to stick it out till Christmas."

"Here's a really old one I"

"In which nation to you need a passport just to travel within it? Ukraine."