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Joke of the Day

"Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?"

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, you're good. Fool me four times, WOW! Did you major in fooling?"

"How did Hitler tie his shoes? In little Nazis"

"Take your height in centimeters and multiply it by the number of people from whom you have received oral sex. There's your credit score."

"Boss: Got good news & bad news. Me: Ya? Him: I'm leaving for another job. Me: Ok..Whats the bad news? Him: .. Me: You planning to come back?"

"My wife wants to lose some weight,so she is doing a lot of horse riding. and,what are the results? for one week horse lost 20 pounds."

"What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? Coincidence on 34th Street"

"my ex-wife still misses me but her aim is getting better!! joaje"

"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur. -George.W.Bush"

"What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio? Sesame Street has an Oscar."