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Joke of the Day

"A three legged dog walks into a bar.... And says, ""I'm looking for the man that shot my paw!"""

"My new years resolution is to stop biting my toenails. Nervous habit I picked up during all these meetings at work."

"How did the farmer find his girlfriend? He tractor!"

"Parenthood teaches us that ""Blue's Clues"" and ""Booze Cruise"" sound alike for a reason."

"why is six afraid of seven ANSWER :because 789"

"Great Insults A letter from teacher to parent:Dear parent,Kamal doesn't smel nice in class.Please try to bathe him.Parent answer:Dear teacher,Kamal is not a rose.Don't smell him.Teach him."

"I surveyed 100 women & asked which shampoo did they use when showering. 99 of them said, 'HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE'."

"Mexican artists were hired to make Donald Trump look more ""authentic"" to the Mexican demographic. So they drew a bunch of penises on his face."

"[Spelling bee] Your word is Monogamous. M-O-N-O-T-O-N-O-U-S *2 Judges stare at each other* 1st judge *nods* 2nd judge: ""We'll allow it"""

"Dog walking is by far the easiest job I've done.. It was a walk in the park"