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Joke of the Day

"I surveyed 100 women & asked which shampoo did they use when showering. 99 of them said, 'HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE'."

"If you put your face really close to a neck tattoo & slowly pull away, you can see a hidden design of the unemployment office."

"What did Blackbeard say to the girl who was dressed as a sexy pirate for Halloween? ""Land Hoe!"""

"BARENKATAPULT!"

"How many dead schoolgirls does it take to change a lightbulb? Obviously more than four because my basement's still dark."

"Best pick up line ever (video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajCw5XThfsI"

"Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u"

"I'm tired of talking to the monkey!! I wanna talk to the Organ Grinder!!"

"Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist? She was feelin' the Bern!"

"My daughter is getting to the age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex... yesterday she asked me: ""Is that all you got?"""