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Joke of the Day

"I surveyed 100 women & asked which shampoo did they use when showering. 99 of them said, 'HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE'."

"Helium walks into a bar and asked for a beer. The bartender says ""Sorry. We don't serve noble gases here"". He doesn't react."

"People keep mixing up my jokes and my sex They groan at my jokes, and they laugh at my sex."

"A farmer planted a crop of puns They were home groan."

"[baby sitting] ""Hey, yeah it's me. No, everything's fine. Just a quick question about his legs."" ""..."" ""So how many legs did he have?"""

"What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?"

"I like to think of myself as the Martha Stewart of slobs."

"Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money? In a shavings account."

"How deep is the average vagina Deep enough for a man to lose his house, car, his dog and half his assets"

"How does a witch tell time? With a witchwatch."