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Joke of the Day
"How did the farmer find his girlfriend? He tractor!"
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"What lives in gum trees ? Stick insects !"
"I told my parents to vote for Trump... So I wouldn't have to take Spanish in high school"
"My girlfriend just broke up with me. I deserved it... I asked her to so I could do this joke."
"Why was hans crying at dinner? Because the meat was Chewy."
"Never ask someone to promise they'll never hurt you, because at one time or another they will. Ask them to promise that the time you spent together will be worth the pain in the end."
"What do you call a fat kid with 3 teeth and a lazy eye? Names."
"I'll never forget my grandfathers last words to me before he kicked the bucket. He looked me in the eyes and said, ""Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"[job interview] HR: Says here you're very good at multi-tasking *me taking a selfie & spinning in chair HR: *whispering ""wow he's good"""
"What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!"