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Joke of the Day

"why is six afraid of seven ANSWER :because 789"

"The French I can speak fluent french, watch this... ""I Surrender"""

"Trump is still #1 in Polls after the Republican Debate Oh wait, wrong sub-forum."

"Call it a hunch, but I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine."

"Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert? They found traces of Mercury in him."

"NSFW: Why would I not vote for Bernie Sanders Because he is BS."

"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches."

"I saw a dwarf escaping from jail down the side of a wall As he passed by, he sneered at me, and I thought, ""That's a little condescending."""

"what's the difference between an onion & a bagpipe? nobody cries when you slice up a bagpipe..."

"My GF was annoyed with me and asked me to stop singing Wonderwall Then I said Maybe"