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Joke of the Day

"Great Insults A letter from teacher to parent:Dear parent,Kamal doesn't smel nice in class.Please try to bathe him.Parent answer:Dear teacher,Kamal is not a rose.Don't smell him.Teach him."

"A wizard walks into a gay bar.... ...and disappeared with a poof"

"What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef"

"You know the fly was really close to being called a land... Because that's what it does half the time. RIP Mitch Hedberg"

"What do you call a cheap hooker's snatch? Death Valley."

"A rainbow.. Is gods little way of frowning at gay people"

"Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Just like me, they long to eat your sandwiches."

"I can't wait for thanksgiving. It's an election year so that means there will be at least 4 fist fights and someone's getting disowned."

"What's worse? Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else?"

"Guy in Car: get out of my way idiot Guy in Crosswalk: pedestrians have the right of way Car Guy: this ain't Pedestria buddy this is America"