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Joke of the Day

"Mexican artists were hired to make Donald Trump look more ""authentic"" to the Mexican demographic. So they drew a bunch of penises on his face."

"How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb? nun"

"What did the robot hit-man say to his robot victim? ""Nothing personal."""

"Studies show that one in two and a half men are HIV Positive You can thank Charlie Sheen for that"

"A list as long as my arm.. I have a list as long as my arm of why I wish my mother never took thalidomide"

"QUICK! HOW MANY BABY CARROTS CAN A GUY SHOVE UP HIS BUTT BEFORE HE... 12."

"What did one nut say to the other? Nut-thing! ....I'll see myself out."

"The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line."

"Knock knock... Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, you're a poo!"

"The Lion King is probably my favorite children's movie about running away from your problems until you're strong enough to kill your uncle."