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Joke of the Day

"HEY OSAMA I FOUND YOUR 72 VIRGINS THEY ARE ALL ON MY TIMELINE TALKING ABOUT STAR WARS"

"What do santa and a Jew have in common? they both escape through the chimney."

"I was at my friend's house the other day and saw his dog licking its balls. ""Oh, I wish I could do that"" I said, my friend then replied back ""Give him a biscuit and he might let you"""

"Who is this ""one""? And why is he always arguing with people?"

"Poor Kids One Day, Charles told his father he was going to the Wishing Well. So he flips a penny into a well, makes a wish, and walks home. ""What did you wish for?"", Asks the Father. ""Another Penny"""

"What do you call a group of whales playing music together? An Orcastra"

"Why is Santa always happy? Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)"

"Have you heard this joke of a snake walking into a bar? Well not heard, but I have reddit."

"I don't quite get women who have like 15 bridesmaids. I don't even like 15 people altogether in my life."

"My abs are like tan(pi/2) They're undefined."