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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Ahh yes I can see how you would think it's the ""r"", but in fact it's tha ""C""!"

"My favorite thing to do in cities is walk down busy sidewalks, pass by people, and say into my phone ""Target is on the move."""

"Female Viagra. Niagara."

"Dora the Explorer... has a little Muslim friend named Doda... The Exploder."

"I saw an all frog production of Frozen yesterday... It was toad-aly cool!"

"Me: Excuse me, where's the rowing boat equipment? Employee: Keep going down there, Oar Aisle. Me: ... Employee: ... Me: Or you'll what?"

"If you find that China is not working... ... Have you tried updating your Mao settings?"

"What starts with F and ends in UCK? Fire truck."

"When people tell me I'm intimidating, I generally just glare at them until they take it back."

"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. Then he sits down"