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Joke of the Day

"Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam? Every time someone said ""Get down!"" they jumped up and started dancing."

"The lady in front of me wearing yoga pants keeps bending over to pick up quarters, hope she will for dimes too, as I'm out of quarters."

"Sometimes I yell at my stepladder, ""You're not my real ladder! You can't tell me what to do!"" And then I kick it. Feels good."

"The person who creates Taco Bell's menu must be the biggest pothead of all time."

"I do not like them in my inbox. I do not like them from a blond fox. I do not like your webcam spam. I do not like them, Scam I Am."

"Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!"

"Chain link fence gates will have their revenge on speeding 80s getaway cars."

"I almost had to go the hospital today because a stranger threw a can of Pepsi at me... I'm just glad it was a soft drink. Otherwise, I would have had to get surgery."

"I'd like to execute g0d. But how can you execute vacuum."