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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a stoned Irishman? A baked potato."
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"What did the southern gentleman say to the prostitute? Hello ma'am, what can I do you for?"
"I'm sorry previews, but ""best movie of the year"" means nothing to me on January 18th."
"What do you call someone who studied from the greatest teachers in the country, met the greatest scientists, academicians, friends in the country? Donald Trump"
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? Pilot. You racist fuck."
"what do you call two crows sitting on a fence? attempted murder"
"I finally got the confidence to be a peeping tom For the longest time, I was just beating around the bush"
"Why did Isis cover their bullets in butter? Because the French were toast! This is a joke I made up, along with an alternative : What do Isis eat for breakfast? French toast."
"OK, Gravity wasn't very realistic. First of all, and I checked this, Sandra Bullock -- not an astronaut"
"Walk in closets Walk-In Closet Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents? Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet."