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Joke of the Day

"What did the southern gentleman say to the prostitute? Hello ma'am, what can I do you for?"

"[at a funeral] What happens to his leftover meds?"

"I like my steak like my women With my dick in it."

"Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe? Because they have a quidditch."

"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits."

"Just vacuumed my couch and found 16 bobby pins, 84 cents, 3 kinds of cereal, a spoon and a live hedgehog."

"UPS driver jumps out within 2 sec"

"What does the chicken says to the other chicken? Nothing."

"I'm the first base coach for my son's baseball team tonight and boy it's really awkward teaching 7 year olds about kissing."

"When standing on top of a staircase, it becomes a universal mode of transport. Where it goes is up to you."