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Joke of the Day
"What did the southern gentleman say to the prostitute? Hello ma'am, what can I do you for?"
Next Joke
"They say you are what you eat I guess that makes me a human"
"I didn't say you are fat, I just said that going out with you feels like going on a double date"
"What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish."
"When you think about it, Steve Irwin died the same way he lived his life. With animals in his heart."
"I once dated a girl for 3 months because we were stuck in a hammock."
"What's worse than losing one arm? Losing both your arms."
"*drives motorized scooter into meeting I'm late for, around the conference table, and out the door*"
"Ur mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at sea world."
"Damn girl you must be the American spelling of 'favourite' because I don't need u"