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Joke of the Day

"Why did Isis cover their bullets in butter? Because the French were toast! This is a joke I made up, along with an alternative : What do Isis eat for breakfast? French toast."

"Girlfriend The other day, my girlfriend called me a pedophile... But what does she know, she's only 7."

"My friends and I used to love a good game of Russian Roulette. Unfortunately, they're a bunch of sore losers and won't play it with me anymore."

"I arranged a Reddit meet up for /r/sexaddicts... ...and everyone came!"

"What's worse than missing your bus in the morning The Holocaust"

"How do you come out of a closet like a true redditor? You get confused."

"The acting in Gilmore Girls"

"Why do people in Beijing smoke so many cigarettes? To get a breath of filtered air."

"Yo mamma is so lazy and dumb... She thought Jungle Gym was Tarzan's cousin! Original. You're welcome."

"I go in hard and come out soft You blow me hard what am I? a stick of gum :D"