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Joke of the Day

"Why did Isis cover their bullets in butter? Because the French were toast! This is a joke I made up, along with an alternative : What do Isis eat for breakfast? French toast."

"I never use the term ""feminazi""... Because the Nazis actually got stuff done. Edit: Thanks for all the love and hate Reddit."

"I would make a Sodium and Hydrogen joke but... The fine bros own the rights to it :("

"I've been thinking about manufacturing and selling landmines disguised as prayer mats... ...prophets would go through the roof!"

"It's a little sad that today's youth don't get to experience a red rubber dodgeball to the face like we did back in the day."

"Did you hear what happened to the girl once she went vegan? Her hair turned black."

"What's in a divorce fruit salad? alemony"

"""Babe, is it in?"" *""Yea.""* **""Does it hurt?""** *""Uh huh.""* **""Let me put it in slowly.""** *""It still hurts.""* **""Okay, let's try another shoe size.""**"

"A Roman walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says ""I'll have five beers"". (Not mine)"

"I've made a list of seven notes on how to get to the front page If you follow the first 6 it will get you a few hundred upvotes but with Note 7 it will blow up"